Can somebody let Cookie Monster know that his merkin shipment has arrived?

Can somebody let Cookie Monster know that his merkin shipment has arrived?

Tumblr makes me hate people my age.

thisisalllies:

Remember when people did things instead of just showing off to their friends how informed and progressive they are? If you reblog this, you’re part of the problem.

Someone’s just trying to mansplain his ableist white privilege.

So glad I downloaded this definitely functioning apple maps app.

So glad I downloaded this definitely functioning apple maps app.

Let Jesus checkmate your heart

Let Jesus checkmate your heart

Sleepy doge #vscocam

Sleepy doge #vscocam

Tags: vscocam

Important records of our tymes.

Important records of our tymes.

Hometown roads.

Hometown roads.

theweekmagazine:

She might be trying to tell you something.
How to buy an engagement ring - a man’s guide

She’s trying to tell you she can’t spell butt time.

theweekmagazine:

She might be trying to tell you something.

How to buy an engagement ring - a man’s guide

She’s trying to tell you she can’t spell butt time.

Accidental Poetry, from http://what-would-i-say.com

I’m sure this business is perfectly legitimate.

I’m sure this business is perfectly legitimate.